Brinley’s Agenda

7:30 AM – Break and hide mom’s glasses. She’ll really get a laugh out of finding them under the bed after blindly searching for over an hour. I am awesome.

7:45 AM – Pour mouthwash into the dog’s kennel. Their dental hygiene is severely lacking.

7:50 AM – Unpack all of my dresser drawers. Mom needs to see all of my clothing options for the day. Educated decisions are the only option to dressing.

8:00 AM – Put mom’s earbuds in the dog water. These things need a good washing.

8:10 AM – Unload the drier for mom. Poor girl seems a bit frantic this morning.

8:15 AM – Put all the knick nacks within reach in the dishwasher. Who knows when the last time these picture frames and zip ties were steam cleaned.

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One thought on “Brinley’s Agenda

  1. Trying (unsuccessfully) not to giggle, and thinking back to the day that my own mother wished “three of me” on me after I had had a “Brinley-esque” morning. While I can’t guarantee that that wish/curse (?) had any bearing on my permanent, child-free state, I can’t completely rule it out either…
    When you’re ready to be nominated for sainthood, I’ll draw up the papers and send them in.

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