7:30 AM – Break and hide mom’s glasses. She’ll really get a laugh out of finding them under the bed after blindly searching for over an hour. I am awesome.
7:45 AM – Pour mouthwash into the dog’s kennel. Their dental hygiene is severely lacking.
7:50 AM – Unpack all of my dresser drawers. Mom needs to see all of my clothing options for the day. Educated decisions are the only option to dressing.
8:00 AM – Put mom’s earbuds in the dog water. These things need a good washing.
8:10 AM – Unload the drier for mom. Poor girl seems a bit frantic this morning.
8:15 AM – Put all the knick nacks within reach in the dishwasher. Who knows when the last time these picture frames and zip ties were steam cleaned.